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WHAT: A real down and dirty slug-fest
WHERE: My very own garden
WHEN: Every friggin' morning...
In this corner, wearing the yellow/orange slime... gastropod mollusk!
In the other corner, wearing a look of disgust and armed with a salt shaker... me!